One good rain is all it takes to practically shut this city down. And I thought LA was bad.
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Is this a great country, or what?
My father on the beach in Sardegna, after having just been waved at by the receptionist at our hotel – who happened to be topless.
I just spent 15 minutes explaining how a bidet works to a group of Americans. Again.
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Sex, Lies, & Nutella 