Sometimes the Italians don’t consider lyrics at all when using American songs in certain situations.  It can be quite amusing – and also just plain wrong…

Honestly, can you think of a more inappropriate background song to use as the answering service for the main line of a hospital?

This is real, I swear!  I couldn’t make this stuff up.  Reminds me of when the band played “Purple Rain” during the cocktail hour at our wedding reception.

Press 1 for a pediatric visit.

Press 2 for a dental visit.

Press 3 for a generic visit.